Any Help?

[benjaminj88]

Alright now I doubt I'll find someone but who knows it's worth a shot. I'm looking for someone to somewhat be I guess you could say a teacher, or a mentor if you will. Someone who can help guide me through rights and wrongs, of my code. I'm not saying teach me each and every day, but someone who I can simply instant message "well hey I was going to do this.. and was gonna code it like this... " and they can tell me "You dumb **** don't do it like that try it out like this...." lol.

If your willing to have someone ask for your advice and use your know hows please let me know. Please first contact me through the Personal Messages.
Areas I need help in:
PHP,
Java,

thank you much