Mets Aquino
08 May 2007, 03:27 AM
Chinese walks into a bar in Americalate one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says. "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here." The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chineses who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same." replied Spielberg. In return the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship, not me". The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."